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Where do dreams hide? Maybe by your bedside. Somewhere maybe you could see. Or in the sky flying free. Or far away in a foreign land. Or under your feet beneath the sand. Dreams are everywhere, you see. They are in you and me. Dreams are like clouds in the sky, For you can reach them if you try. And they will never leave a day, For dreams unfilled will always stay.
Ten things I hate about You: I hate it when u talk to me and the way u cut ure hair I hate it when u stare I hate ure big bad combat boots and the way u read my mind I hate u so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme I hate it when ure always rite I hate it when u lie I hate it when u make me laugh and even worse when u make me cry I hate it when ure not around and the fact that u didn't call But most of all I hate how I don't hate u, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
	Herez to the crazy ones Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They aren't fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them. Disagree with them. Glorify or Villify them. But the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do*
H€re'§ to my fri€nd§, Dan, Susan, Holly, Jackie, Janessa, Jean, Sara, Jake, Çur‡is, Kendra, Ricky, Brianne, S‡ephanie, Jenn, Sahba, Timmer (haha loser j/k), Fred, Gerry, Ashley, Sara S., Ashley Carmody, Ashley Crafton, Danielle, Christina, Morgon, Kevin, Alisse, Alex, Katie, Kate, Amber, Lyndsay, Hillary, D.J., Jimmy, and well, that's all I can name of the top of my head at the moment I'm sorry e'mail me (mnkyldy08@hotmail or @yahoo.com) and let me know ok :-p -®andal To Dan: I love you -Randal <3
	The Way to Love Me Love me fully. Love me kindly. Never raise your voice. Never say good-bye. Wait for me when I fall behind. Wait for me to say "I love you" back. Cuddle me when I'm scared. Cuddle me when I'm cold. Kiss me on my forehead. Kiss me on the tip of my nose. Hold my hand. Hold me tight. Tell me I'm wonderful. Tell me I'm just right. Trust me always. Trust me forever.
What is love? Love is seeing him how no one else does Love is when u no hes not perfect but u see him perfectly Love is thinking about him day and night Love is when he means the world to you Love is when noone else nos how you feel Love is the best feeling u can feel
	Nothing Else matters SO CLOSE NO MATTER HOW FAR COULDN'T BE MUCH MORE FROM THE HEART FOREVER TRUST IN WHO WE AREAND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS NEVER OPENED MYSELF THIS WAY LIFE IS OURS, WE LIVE IT OUR WAY ALL THEESE I DON'T JUST SAY AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS TRUST I SEEK AND I FIND IN YOU EVERY DAY FOR US SOMETHING NEW OPEN MIND FOR A DIFFERENT VIEW AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY DO NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY KNOW BUT I KNOW SO CLOSE NO MATTER HOW FAR COULDN'T BE MUCH MORE FROM THE HEART FOREVER TRUST IN WHO WE ARE AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS
Hands If I could tell the world just one thing It would be that we're all ok And not to worry cuz worry is wasteful and useless in times like these I will not be made useless I won't be idled with despair I will gather myself around my faith for light does the darkness most fear My hands are small, I know, but they're not yours they are my own but they're not yours they are my own and I am never broken Poverty stole your golden shoes but it didn't steal your laughter And heartache came to visit me but i knew it wasn't ever after We'll fight, not out of spite for someone must stand up for what's right cause where there's a man who has no voice there are shadows singing My hands are small, i know, but they're not yours they are my own but they're not yours they are my own and I am never broken In the end only kindness matters In the end only kindness matters My hands are small, I know, but they're not yours they are my own but they're not yours they are my own and I am never broken My hands are small, i know, but they're not yours they are my own but they're not yours they are my own and I am never broken We are never broken
	My favorite unanswered questions!?!?!? ~On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1? Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts? ~What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not? In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? ~Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on the calculator go the other? Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"? ~If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government? ~Why are SOFTballs hard? Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? ~If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? *If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? ~Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Top twenty oxymorons 20. Government Organization 19. Alone Together 18. Personal Computer 17. Silent Scream 16. Living Dead 15. Same Difference 14. Taped Live 13. Plastic Glasses 12. Tight Slacks 11. Peace Force 10. Pretty Ugly 9. Head Butt 8. Working Vacation 7. Tax Return 6. Virtual Reality 5. Dodge Ram 4. Work Party 3. Jumbo Shrimp 2. Healthy Tan 1. Microsoft Works
	My fav. friends episode (where joey and chandler leave the baby on the bus) BOTH (but to different babies): Oh, Ben! Hey, buddy! CHANDLER: Please tell me you know which one is our baby. JOEY: Well, well that one has ducks on his t-shirt, and this one has clowns. And Ben was definitely wearing ducks. CHANDLER: Ok. JOEY: Or clowns. Oh, oh wait. That one's definitely Ben. Remember, he had that cute little mole by his mouth. CHANDLER: Yeah? JOEY: Yeah. CHANDLER: Hey, Ben, remember us? Ok, the mole came off. JOEY: Ahh! CHANDLER: What're we gonna do? What're we gonna do? JOEY: Uh, uh, we'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns. CHANDLER: Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby? JOEY: You got a better idea? CHANDLER: All right, call it in the air. JOEY: Heads. CHANDLER: Heads it is. JOEY: Yes! Whew! CHANDLER: We have to assign heads to something. JOEY: Right. Ok, ok, uh, ducks is heads, because ducks have heads. CHANDLER: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
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	?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿ Event An event is described as anything that happens or is said to be climbing . It is also described as the fabric softner of the end result of something that is talking in any sort of place or time. An event is also any 08 of items in a pants or organized radio . The most common types of events are usually baseball , weddings, or wood fests. Events are usually stung by the Internet, flyers, and doggie!!! . Preparation for the event lasts anywhere from one week to many months.
3 urban legands (i'll change this weakly or daily....depends on my mood) ~* One afternoon, a couple was traveling on the road when all of a sudden at a far distance they saw a woman in the middle of the road asking them to stop. The man slowed to a stop and asked what was wrong. The woman was crying and was all cut up and bruised. She was begging for their help, and said that they were just in a horrible car accident and he husband and her new baby boy were still in the car which was in a deep ditch. She said that her husband was already dead, but her poor baby boy was still alive in the back. The man decided that he sould really try and help out so asked the woman to go in the car with his wife and he'll be back with her baby. The man climbed down the ditch to the car, and went in. He clearly noticed two people dead in the front, but paid no attection to them. He snached up the baby, and climbed back up. When he got to the car he never saw the child's mother anywhere, and asked his wife where she had gone. His wife said that she had gone down to help you. The man went back to the crashed car to see if the woman was there. He noticed the two dead passengers in the front seats. A man and a woman. He looked closer at the woman and saw that it was the exact same one that asked to get her baby out of the car. ~* In Berlin, after World War II, money was short, supplies were tight, and it seemed like everyone was hungry. At that time, people were telling the tale of a young woman who saw a blind man picking his way through a crowd. The two started to talk. The man asked her for a favor: could she deliver the letter to the address on the envelope? Well, it was on her way home, so she agreed. She started out to deliver the message, when she turned around to see if there was anything else the blind man needed. But she spotted him hurrying through the crowd without his smoked glasses or white cane. She went to the police, who raided the address on the envelope, where they found heaps of human flesh for sale. And what was in the envelope? "This is the last one I am sending you today ~* Oh girl do I have a story for you . . . make sure you tell everyone . . . I want this place to go out of business . . . Okay, a guy here at work went out to eat to an eating establishment with a few friends and their wives. One of the wives ordered a steak well done. To make a long story short she ended up having to send the steak back 4 times because each time it came back bloody. By the time she had to send it back all those times she was not really hungry, ate a few bites and asked for a doggy bag to take the rest home. Well, she got sick that night. So sick her husband took her to the Emergency Room at Carle. There she had to have her stomach pumped. The doctors asked her where she had eaten, what she had eaten. After telling the doctor, the doctor asked if by chance they brought some home. The husband said yes and went home to get it so they could take tests on it in their lab. After taking the steak to the lab . . . it came back positive with human urine on it! The lady has to have tests every 3-6 months now for disease for the next 6 years! The husband said he would own the restaurant or will put them out of business. They have a big lawsuit going I guess. They are doing DNA on the steak to find out who urinated on it. Oh . . . the restaurant was The Outback in CHAMPAIGN! Isn't that just GROSS! I would be so mad and a lawsuit would not be my stopping point either! Makes you stop and think next time before sending your food back to the kitchen!